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Product: North Pole Vacation T Shirt
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Description: Looking for a winter getaway offering sun and solitude? Willing to settle for one out of two? Come to the North Pole! Here at 90 North latitude, we've got it all, including: • The world's second-largest Elf-powered workshop (watch out, Scandinavia!) • A panoply of wildlife, including polar bears, birds that have veered way off course, and the occasional flying reindeer! • Hundreds of miles of untouched (and constantly shifting) coastline! Absolutely no other tourists to compete with! • "Easy access" (via nuclear-powered icebreaker) to some of the Arctic's hottest cultural centers, including Svatbard, Qaanaag and Spitsbergen! So what the hell are you waiting for? In just a few short days you and your dogsled team could be lounging on the pack ice, mushing it up with the elves!
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