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Product: Limited Edition T Shirt

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Description: We're better than you. We just are. If you have to ask why, that just proves our point. Are those factory-issue Nikes you're wearing? Mmm, that's cute. Ours are custom-designed by a graffiti artist in Lagos who paints with live snakes and has never been seen in public. The leather is made of anti-matter. That's why you can't even see them. Nice iPhone. Did you get a good deal on it? I'm just asking because it's been obsolete for, like, two weeks so I hope you didn't pay full price. Frankly, it's a little embarrassing that you would see fit to leave the house with that. You must feel really secure with yourself. We shit limited edition turds. Each one is signed and numbered by Shepard Fairey. Wait, please don't go.

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Product: Cro-Magnum T Shirt

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Description: They don't make cops like Hairy Cromagnum anymore. And that's not just because the last of his species died 10,000 years ago. See, Hairy is another kind endangered species: a tough-as-nails detective who makes his own rules. And now he faces an enemy more treacherous than a crazed mammoth: pencil pushing bureaucrats who are tying up the justice system. So this throwback to the Late Ice Age is fighting back the only way he knows how: vigilante style. Criminals who escape punishment through legal loopholes are about to go "extinct." Taglines (these sampled well in the last focus group): • Look out, evil. He just discovered tools. • He's the missing link: Between foot and ass! • Dirtier. Hairier. • It's been 10,000 years: He's all out of patience. • Carbon dating reveals: You're dead!

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