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Product: Mission Taco T Shirt
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Description: The problem with ranting against "Mission hipsters" is that everyone is one, and nobody admits to being one. We, on the other hand, freely admit guilt. But if you're still grappling with whether you qualify, here's a quick test: 1. Do you sometimes call Ritual Roasters "the office?" (Add 1 point.) 2. Does your schnoodle also have an ironic sweater? (Add 2 points.) 3. Do you know what a Bicycle Music Festival is? (Add 2 points.) 4. Do you keep a journal of your Muni travels? (Add 1 point.) Are you looking for a publisher? (Add 3 points.) 5. Do you refer to anything east of Valencia as "the deep Mission"? (Add 1 point.) 6. Did your last "political rally" concern the opening of an American Apparel store? (Add 1 point.) 7. Were you wearing an American Apparel product at the time? (Add 2 points.) 8. Do you know who Cesar Chavez was? (Subtract 2 points.) If you totaled 7 or more points, congrats! You're officially part of the problem.
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